yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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