We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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