but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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