It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
