woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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