Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Come on in and take your pants off
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