dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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