What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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