Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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