Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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