His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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