Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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