FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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