I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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