The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Someone shattered a urinal.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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