if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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