good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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