Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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