hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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