Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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