I wanna bring you to show and tell
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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