Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Randomize
