She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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