Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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