you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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