The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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