my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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