You made me cry and you don't even care
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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