He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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