she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I love having hate sex.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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