dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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