spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she smelled like a LAN party
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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