Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Hippo gnu deer
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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