CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
there was a trapeze. enough said
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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