thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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