I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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