We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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