Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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