And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My life is pants optional.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
