C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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