So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
then he tried to convert me to islam
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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