well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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