absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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