should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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