He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
