just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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