So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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