Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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