kristin has been a bad kristin
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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