the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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