Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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