3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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